and then proceeds to b*tch about every single thing she does for the rest of the game.įrey: -if you're going to rhyme everything, then just kill me now.

who gets sucked into a magical realm, and given super speed and eldritch powers. Step into the New Balance sneakers of Frey, an orphan from the streets of New York, with an enormous chip on her shoulder, and talks like she's perpetually in a CoD lobby.įrey: Oh yeah, I'm talking to a f*cking cuff! (shows the logos for Balan Wonderworld and Babylon's Fall ) But hey, at least people know this one actually exists, even if that's because it's impossible not to marvel at a two-story tower of poop.

and ridiculously high PC requirements (multiple articles pop up detailing the game's demanding system requirements), had people dunking on it from the stratosphere even before it came out (multiple Tweets pop up mocking Frey's dialogue from the trailer by applying it to other games), throwing it onto Square's pile of new IPs that were basically already dead on release.

Leap into the magical world of Forspoken, a fantasy land without Square's signature pointy-haired Abercrombie models, which had people excited for its high-end graphics and magic-blasting action, that was utterly lambasted on release (multiple articles pop up detailing the game's mixed-to-negative reception), as its awkward, Joss Whedon-ass dialogue.įrey: Yeah, okay, that is something I do now.

From the company (Square Enix) that really, really wants to die on the NFT hill (a The Washington Post article with the title 'Final Fantasy maker Square Enix plans 'aggressive' NFT investment' pops up), and the developers of Pretty Boys Road Trip (Luminous Productions), comes an attempt at a new video game IP, that dares to answer the question, 'What if everyone in our video game sucked?'

Forspoken trailer song